framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via trust)

1 week ago
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unsparks:

you’re nothing more than just a habit 

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1 month ago
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the first three words you see are what you want in life

hentai1080p:

bukakkemonogatari:

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seal

Booty, seal, dick. The trifecta.

(via trust)

2 months ago
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I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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3 months ago
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thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

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thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

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(Source: marylincornrow, via dashingthroughitall)

2 months ago
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